________ little bird followed OONA (una) to the toilet.

________ he asked for one more PARROT TUNE (pero aún).

________ not saying it’s haunted, but JOE’S SOY (yo soy) just blinked at me.

I ________ told you, don’t stick gum under the jet—unless you want a surprise YAW (ya).

He blamed the dog for ________ the smells, but the TOTALS (todas) on the gas meter told another story.

He had ________ eaten three burritos when his stomach let out a YAW (ya).

The rain started ________ WE (y) ran for cover.

I brought snacks AND WE brought drama.

She brought a goat to prom, ________ it ran off with the PEAR ROW (pero) queen.

I gave ________ a gift, but the LASS (las) just smiled.

He farted during yoga AND WE achieved spiritual detachment through trauma.

He pretended ________ muscles, but that tank top exposed nothing but THIN AIR (tener).

I can’t believe ________ that meme while yelling, “THIS CAR GASSED, EH? (descargaste)”

He wore nothing ________ whipped cream and still got disqualified from the PEAR ROW (pero) race.

________ he moaned louder than a PARROT TUNE (pero aún) in heat.

“________ it already? THIS CAR GASSED, EH? (descargaste)”

The plane was _____ off-course due to a sudden YAW (ya).

________ confused. Why does JOE’S SOY (yo soy) taste like ambition and unresolved childhood trauma?

________ the SUB IS (sabes) haunted when it whispers “eat me… slowly” in Spanish.

I came here ________ you something important in THIS EAR (decir).

He dropped his ________ right down the MAN’S ANNA (manzana)’s shirt—on “accident.”

The LASS (las ) waved at _____.

________ the SUB IS (sabes) serious when it needs its own seatbelt.

They wanted ________ a peaceful dinner, but Grandma let one rip into THIN AIR (tener).

________ no one expected Grandma to twerk during the PEAR ROW (pero) talent show.

________ bright morning, OONA (una) danced in the dew.

I came here ________ lunch, not watch him rip his pants into THIN AIR (tener).

________, the neighbors heard every PARROT TUNE (pero aún).

________ the receipts were added up to get the final TOTALS (todas).

I saw ________ dancing, especially the LASS (las) in the red dress.

Don’t even try ________ your alibi—THIS EAR (decir) heard the incident.

________ a dating app for trucks, and now my dashboard keeps yelling, “THIS CAR GASSED, EH? (descargaste)” during traffic.

The ________ wasn’t the only thing juicy when the MAN’S ANNA (manzana) showed up.

________ telling you. JOE’S SOY (yo soy) is the best on the market.

She double-checked ________ the numbers and confirmed the TOTALS (todas).

________ the SUB IS (sabes) overstuffed when pigeons start circling it like vultures.

The MAN’S ANNA (manzana) was acting like Eve giving Adam an ________.

I saw ________ squirrel propose to OONA (una) behind the dumpster with a ring pop.