The CON (con) artist sold me Mars real estate ________ a brochure made of lies.

I brought ________ casserole, and yes, it has an EXTRA (esta) surprise inside: tequila.

________ clothes when you KNOW NECESSITY (no necesitas) means arriving naked and 15 minutes early.

We shared ________ moment, ________ sandwich, and then accidentally summoned MOON (un) energy through interpretive dancing.

________ the moment your dog farts under the covers and your NOSE NECESSITATES AH (nos necesitas a) gas mask.

The CON (con) artist vanished after he forged a check ________ glitter, glue, and charisma.

It started with ________ picnic and ended with MOON (un) chants, goat cheese, and a restraining order.

She lunged ________ the last jalapeño popper and let out an UH (a) that made the waiter cry.

________ toilet paper when you KNOW NECESSITY (no necesitas) and have a dog, three socks, and a garden hose.

________ toilet paper in a crisis if you KNOW NECESSITY (no necesitas)—just you, a leaf, and the will to keep going.

________ when the room smells like sin and your NOSE NECESSITATES AH (nos necesitas a) gas mask, priest, or both.

I’m done playing ________ like “guess WHERE HE GOES (jueguitos)” after midnight and “who’s that in his phone as ‘Uncle Carl.’”

________ holy water and a hazmat suit, because what’s growing in your fridge NECESSITATES US (necesitas) and possibly FEMA.

The spa said it was all about ________, just wanted NO SORE TOES (nosotros) and maybe a little illegal wine.

She’s out here playing ________, but I installed a tracker to know WHERE HE GOES (jueguitos)—and it ain’t church.

________ roommate walked in just as I was mid-squat with an ULTRA (otra) plunger and no dignity.

She screamed UH (a) when I aimed the whipped cream ________ the cat instead.

________ three shots of espresso, a shovel, and zero questions asked—this situation NECESSITATES US (necesitas).

I once say nude in ________ porta-potty lit by the MOON (un).

These ________ always end with tears, tequila, and a mysterious rash from WHERE HE GOES (jueguitos) on Thursdays.

We can’t unsee ________ group chat—and whoever added Grandma was being EXTRA (esta).

I begged for ________ chance, but she just sprayed me with ULTRA (otra) strength Febreze and locked the door.

We all froze when Grandma moaned UH (a) during bingo and pointed ________ the priest.

After the foot massage from hell, trust ________ now only go to spas that guarantee NO SORE TOES (nosotros).

Don’t blame ________, warned you: breakdancing in stilettos guarantees everything but NO SORE TOES (nosotros).

________ isn’t a date—it’s an EXTRA (esta) level of unhinged and I love it.

________ if your date walks in dripping cologne and your NOSE NECESSITATES AH (nos necesitas a) fire drill.

That wasn’t just ________ bathroom accident—it was an ULTRA (otra) disaster featuring glitter and regret.

The CON (con) artist scammed them ________ expired coupons.

Honey, ________ a better excuse—faking your own death NECESSITATES US (necesitas) and a fog machine.